I know you are all interested in my Rock of Love BUS Picks. Keep in mind that I'm taking this way too seriously.
//BOTTOM 5//
15. Megan
14. Kelsey
13. Samantha
12. Mindy
11. Taya
>> I'm going with a very bold move of putting Taya in the bottom 5. With a Penthouse Pet background she should be much higher but she was on the Blue Bus and seems pretty disillusioned with the RoL:B process. She's either going out early or you'll be seeing her in the top 40%. The others are just not interesting enough for TV and you'll see Bret having to make a "hard decision" leaving them behind on the tour.
EDIT: I saw the episode again, and I can see Mindy sneaking up the board.
//MIDDLE 5//
10. Constandina
9. Brittaney (Note: Listed as Jasmineva on the site)
8. Marcia
7. Melissa
6. Beverly
>>Beverly sneaks in because I think she adds a good element to the site and there always seems to be one girl with big shoulders who makes it further than you would think. Plus, she loves Bret's music and that's a huge thing with him. Marcia could go up and down the board depending on how sloppy drunk she gets. Brittaney has at least one more mental breakdown before Bret sends her on her way. Constandina sneaks in to this group because she is too much of a wild-card to count out, but I think she is one of the first or second eliminated from this group.
//PLACE + SHOW//
5. Natasha
4. Ashley
3. Brittanya
>>Natasha seems like she can handle herself on the bus and makes her way to the top 5 through being comfortable in the chaos. Ashley has the "Juliet Lewis-look" and if there's anything we know about dudes, is that they have a type. I wouldn't be surprised if she's the right mix of crazy and looks to make it here. Lastly, get rid of the cheek bullsh-** and Brittanya wins this competition. She seems dumb as a sock of doorknobs, even though she is my personal favorite.
Listen: Brittanya - "Not Too Smart"
//RUNNER UP//
2. Farrah
>>Blonde? Check. Well "funded?" check. Potential for an elicit encounter? High. ... Sounds like a runner-up in my book.
//THE ROCK OF LOVE//
1. Maria
>>Finally, Maria is this year's Ambre. She will surprise everyone with a modicum a personality, average looks, and a plenty of good decisions. Retired run-way model gives her a leg up with the rigors of travel. Keep in mind, Jes also fell into the same general category (only a little nuts) and was able to take the crown.
Eliminated: Heather, Gia, Marci, Stephanie, Nikki
>> Ohhh Lady Rage/Nikki... we barely knew ya.
